Anger (Mis)Management

I'm currently at work, I had a fairly crap nights sleep, the dog pissed on the floor, shower was cold, I think I put my foot in it with my ex who remains a good friend while trying to cheer her up and the milk is off at work so no tea or coffee for me.

All in all you could say that I'm having a crappy time of it today but part of me says "Look Nathan, get a grip, these are First World Problems!" ... yeah, I know kids are starving around the world, I know that Americans are exceptionally fat too, but that's not my problem, this is.

Then I get a nice work announcement, "...as the business has been struggling across the estate, we will be stopping managing pay for the hours that you manage the shop and not the Manager or Deputy. To soften the blow and balance this out however, we will be giving you a 2% pay rise"...oh how fucking generous of you!!! You are taking £90-£100 a month off me and replacing it with around £16 a month...aren't I just fucking grateful! ... but no worries... its ok, let's not lose our temper over this, its just business...they *SHOULD* be selling/closing the parts of the business that are losing them money (our part is in profit) but instead they shaft the staff, its just business.

...I'm managing to contain my temper, I'm a fairly relaxed guy, I try not to lose my top, I don't fight etc...and then the one customer I hate the most walks in, looking like a beardy waxed jacket borderline paedophile, "Cuntface" as he will now be known, proceeds with his usual Mugtastic behaviour...somehow I've not told him to fuck off yet, I'm not sure how to be honest.

I'm sure lots of us have days like this, the big question is, though, will penting up this anger/lack of tolerance towards idiots cause me some sort of long term health issue or can I punch Cuntface and say it was for the good of my health??

One thing is for sure, if I'm ever Prime Minister then punching annoying people in the face is being made legal!

There are people still alive today....

I came to a realization today while I was on my way home from work...there are people still alive today purely because I couldn't afford a hit man...and because it's illegal to kill someone...for now.

I came to this conclusion after a particularly shitty week in which i've been suffering from Ebola and the Bubonic Plague whilst continuing to work in a place that is full of the most pathetic people in all of human existence (no, not the dole office...even worse)

I sat on the bus home (yes, i'm a bus wanker) behind what can only be described as a fucking heaving fat disgusting mess and her minge gremlin...throughout the entire 40 minute journey the horrible wench was on the phone to her friend talking about how smashed she got the night before and how she nearly got with some unsuspecting fool...meanwhile, her minge gremlin did nothing but cry and shout and moan, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, while she did fuck all about it.

I was planning how i'd do it, when I came to power. I'd become Prime Minister and take a hardline stance on the scum of society...the dole wallers who've not worked a day in their lives, their minge gremlins and cretinous friends who do nothing but drink, do drugs and gamble. I'd make it legislation that these undesirables and miscreants were rounded up and made to work as slaves or face execution.

These bottom dwellers of society, in a perfect world, would not be allowed to flourish and breed as they are now. I'm not talking of a Labour "softly softly" approach to things, giving these people hand outs, nor am I talking about a Conservative approach of pricing these people out of society and making the rich, richer and the poor, poorer. That's not the aim in my world. The aim is to get rid of them altogether, and the only solution, i'm afraid, is to shoot them all.

I think that various governments for years on end have been too soft on the worst members of society, and that's where my system would work well. Everyone has too many bloody human rights these days. Murderers, rapists, paedophiles, burglars...everyone has all of these rights but none of them are fair or aimed at helping the innocent, they're all aimed at making things easy for those committing the crimes.

If I were in charge of this country then if somebody breaks in your house you could do whatever the hell you want with them (except killing them) because they have violated your right to live unafraid of burglary... if somebody attacked you in the street you could kick the crap out of them for it, unafraid that the law may prosecute you for it. In short, if you're the victim, you will be treated as such.

Christ, this is an incoherent muddle of words, but the point i'm making is that the world is wrong as it is...there needs to be a change, and it needs to start in Geneva and filter down through the rest of the world. My vision isn't perfect, certainly not in the means and methods of creating a kind of Utopia in which we are as kind as we can be to one another. I'm not saying in my vision it's perfect because, at the end of the day, we are animals. Animal instincts will always prevail, no matter how advanced and intelligent we may think we are as human beings.

I've not even touched on subjects such as energy, jobs, manufacturing, religion etc. yet but I will in subsequent posts.

Goodbye for now...i'll rant later...